Not too way back I discussed the Flitedeck “good handlebar,” and it looks as if the biking media is lastly noticing–or no less than acknowledging–the supply of the proprietor’s income stream:

As they are saying in enterprise faculty, when you can’t attraction to their minds, attraction to their…different components:

Although no less than one bike firm has apparently tried to steal the thought:

Studying between the traces, we will take this to imply that the John Burke OnlyFans was not a hit:

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In addition they had a “assembly” with a motorcycle trade CEO lately, which can or might not have concerned massive portions of child oil:

They don’t reveal the identification of the CEO, however I’ve obtained a reasonably good concept of who it is likely to be:

That’s a shot of him truly constructing the bicycle, by the way in which:

As a result of he’s a genius:

The body of a genius, the physique of an Adonis, and the rap sheet of an leisure trade mogul.

However sure, every Cipollini body is hand-sculpted from a single hunk of pecorino romano by the person himself, and he actually is a genius in probably the most Felliniesque sense of the phrase.

Anyway, the good handlebar ought to take us one essential step nearer to finish highway bike non-serviceability:

It’s so a lot better than the quill stem, isn’t it?

Talking of issues which can be comically outsized, keep in mind 750d, the brand new gravel-specific wheel measurement?

After all you don’t. No person desires it, and no person cares. However, they’re making the bikes for it anyway, and the critiques are beginning to trickle in from the biking media:

The reply, as you may need suspected, is “No, we actually don’t.” However keep in mind: gravel biking within the twenty first century is all about inclusivity, and there isn’t any group of people that have had a tougher go of it in our society than statuesque athletic males:

A brand new wheel measurement means folks of restricted means resembling Reggie Miller gained’t must resort to the custom-built Moots gravel bicycles they will simply afford:

750d might lastly deliver biking the infusion of retired skilled athletes the game so desperately wants.