Meet the Rivendell Roaduno, a bicycle at dwelling on the town…

…and nation;

I do know what I’m speaking about, too, as a result of I lately had enterprise on the town and the bike carried me swiftly but comfortably to and from my vacation spot…with one temporary exception:

Often the perfect a part of driving a bicycle within the metropolis is the near-total immunity to site visitors–it’s the supply of the cloying smugness that’s our hallmark as cyclists. Nonetheless, on this explicit event, I discovered myself utterly boxed in by stalled site visitors in entrance of me and behind me, a double-parked truck on my proper, and parked automobiles on my left. I had no different alternative however to attend together with all the opposite schmucks. Not solely was there no option to squeeze between the 2 autos in entrance of me or behind me…

…however there wasn’t even sufficient room between the parked automobiles to permit me to flee onto the sidewalk:

Sure, there was no escape in any course, and as a lot as drivers hate site visitors, I think the uncommon alternative to look at a bicycle owner get trapped in it too made it virtually price it for them.

However I can’t blame the bike for that, as a result of even an early-Twenty first century fixie couldn’t have squeezed by way of:

And sure, that’s a monitor bike and never a pennyfarthing.

The one method I might have presumably gotten out would have been to hoist the bike over my head and shuffle out sideways, however the humiliation merely wasn’t price it…although had it gone on any longer I suppose I might need simply walked over the hood of that parked Corolla.

Happily, the wait turned out to be temporary, and to be utterly trustworthy I most well-liked it to the frighteningly slender pathway on the Triboro (technically the RFK, however no one calls it that) Bridge:

I can virtually cope with it till the suicide fencing all of a sudden disappears, at which level I expertise abject terror:

Why the fence disappears at the absolute best place to leap is a thriller to me, however a collision like Terry B had lately could be sufficient to ship you over the railing and into Davy Jones’s locker, and my coronary heart jumped each time I handed an e-scooterist.

Happily, I made it over the bridge and into the Bronx:

Apparently the constructing within the background with the flags on it’s some type of sports activities stadium, I believe they could play soccer there or one thing.

Regardless that I reside within the Bronx, for causes of geography that I gained’t bore you with it’s typically simpler for me to experience dwelling from town by way of Manhattan, and so it’s been awhile since I’ve taken stock of the remainder of the borough. The town has added numerous bike lanes to the Bronx lately, however there’s nowhere else within the 5 boroughs the place you’ll discover them so universally disregarded–not solely by drivers, however by just about all people, together with individuals who simply arrange chairs and hand around in them. They’ve additionally been an amazing boon to the cell automotive detailing trade:

In Higher Manhattan and the Bronx you will see that a cell automotive detailing station roughly each two ft, and whereas they’re more than pleased to ply their commerce within the site visitors lane or on the sidewalk, the brand new bike lanes are prime actual property for them and so they take benefit accordingly.

The streets of the Bronx will be notably hectic, even by New York Metropolis requirements, however the closing stretch by way of the park affords me the chance to decompress:

There’s even some ceremonial gravel:

Nonetheless, one of the simplest ways to decompress is to maintain heading north and depart town behind altogether:

And it’s right here the Roaduno feels most at dwelling:

The older I get, the extra I do too.